The Dude, Z"L

In Memoriam:

At 7:55 AM this morning, March 23rd, 2008, my dude, the bearer of my hot water, the heart and soul of the plumbing system at Shikmona 1/3, was pronounced dead by officials from "Home Center." [In their exact words, "Ken. HaDude holech." or "Yes, the Dude is gone."]

Having served this residence for at least the past 7 months, and probably decades before, the dude was a vital part of my life. He not only provided me with my daily bathing, but also helped ease the pain of washing dishes, and made boiling water easier when I would fill the pot with hot water from the dude before putting it on the flame.
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The Dude's burial is slated for tomorrow. Though he will be replaced (hopefully) with a sleeker, more environmentally friendly model (a "dude shemesh" or "solar dude"), it will never be fully replaced in my heart.

Condolence calls can be made at Shikmona 1/3 between 10-11 PM, and donations can be made to the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers."

Below is an excerpt from his eulogy earlier today.

Good night, sweet prince.

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"The dude was a good dude. He was one of us. He was a dude who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Bat Galim, from the Navy Beach to the Church Beach and... up to... Hof HaCarmel. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young dudes at Tzefat, at Chinese Farm, at Hill 18..."